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Grimbley 

Grimbley: A creature of considerable mass, typically with small limbs and eyes, and overly flat faces, not to be confused with the flat, smushed face of a pug.
I found a grimbley, a little guy, in Cracker Barrel all alone. ( this is a true story )
Grimbley by I_Luv_gug December 30, 2023
According to Ted Nivison of the Chuckle Sandwich podcast, a grimbly is a tupper that specifically goes in wares.
Dude, I think a grimbly just climed up my pant leg
The best uncle you will ever have. He has pet sharks that he’ll let you ride, but they must come back in perfect condition (or at least not dead). These past two years have fucked him right in the ass and he looks like he hasn’t slept for three weeks. Don’t make fun of him for it, or he and his squad will beat your ass. He’s the best bastard, no doubt. He loves his coffee darker than the dark itself, because it gives him the perfect rush. He wears a kimono all day and is broke as fuck. He’s super fun to hang with, and if you beat him in a fight, his face is priceless. He’s awesome, and if you go to his house, you’ll beg Mom and Dad to stay forever. Now don’t pull the cat’s tail. If you do, Uncle Grimsley’s gonna beat your ass.
Uncle Grimsley is the best uncle!
Grimsley by AnAsshole’sSon May 30, 2018
Just a little green guy. They thirst for blood and when given thickening powder from Walgreens they devour it and start to chulk
The grimblys bit holes into his skin, trying to burrow and drink the blood.
Grimbly by Nibble101 May 25, 2022

Grimbleborf 

A slang term origination out of Maine meaning a person who despises Moxie but still calls themselves a Mainer.
Yo, did you hear that Chris is a grimbleborf?
Grimbleborf by ladypalms December 3, 2019
A grimble is anyone smaller than Francis Vereline, who stands 5"6.
Tommy is a bitch ass grimble and got a small dick.
Grimble by TommySmallDickBart March 14, 2019