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dirty grimaldo 

the act of pouring a whole bottle of tapitio in illegal imigrants dirty smelly snatch and lickin it all up
Ivan gave maria sanchez a dirty grimaldo
dirty grimaldo by reeddick December 29, 2009

Grimaldish 

Grimaldish (adj)
Meaning to be or act clown like.
Derived from the name Joseph Grimaldi, a 15th century clown
"She was acting quite grimaldish this morning."
" A grimaldish pattern decorated the walls."
"He laughed in a very grimaldish tone."
"The calliope was playing some very grimaldish music."
Grimaldish by Turnpike.20 May 29, 2019

grimealdo 

Someone who commits acts of grime, not terrifyingly grimy, but quasi-grimy...such as stealing a drink that is left unattended at a bar. Or eating a roomates last slice of pizza they were saving for after thier part time shift at Barnes and Noble.

It is dervied from Grimaldo Used Auto Sales on Chicago's illustrious Archer Avenue.

Grimaldo himself is not a known grime, however he is the root behind the word. WHo would want to purchase a used car from someone named "Grime-aldo"
Jay just chugged that douche bag's beer he left unattended at the bar, what a grimealdo!

We walked in on west jerking off to some girl's myspace page, he is a straight grimealdo.
grimealdo by Pleazy September 30, 2009

Grimaldi 

A powerful protector, a person who is always concern about others and caring for others, they are very unique in their own way, they are sensitve, and shy.
Why is Grimaldi always caring ?
Grimaldi by ItalianGirl21 January 15, 2012

Grimaldi 

A Hairy and Unkept Vagina
Women of past era's would have had Grimaldi's.
Grimaldi by Sergio Ole April 21, 2009

grimaldi 

The lowest form of hominid characterized by small hands, beady eyes and a bald head. Usually found in office settings. Although able to read, write, and speak, the grimaldi is often prone to distrustful erroneous and bombastic comments. Although not physically dangerous, one must be extremely cautious around a grimaldi due to his/her proclivity to sandbagging colleagues.
Can be used as a verb or adjective.
My boss is such a petty grimaldi, how on earth did he get hired in the first place. (or) I've been grimaldi'd! Five years working with this company and my coworker grimaldi'd me by telling the boss about my private life as a stripper.
grimaldi by Diego Cabron October 2, 2006
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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