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Grimaldi 

A Hairy and Unkept Vagina
Women of past era's would have had Grimaldi's.
Grimaldi by Sergio Ole April 21, 2009

grimaldi 

The lowest form of hominid characterized by small hands, beady eyes and a bald head. Usually found in office settings. Although able to read, write, and speak, the grimaldi is often prone to distrustful erroneous and bombastic comments. Although not physically dangerous, one must be extremely cautious around a grimaldi due to his/her proclivity to sandbagging colleagues.
Can be used as a verb or adjective.
My boss is such a petty grimaldi, how on earth did he get hired in the first place. (or) I've been grimaldi'd! Five years working with this company and my coworker grimaldi'd me by telling the boss about my private life as a stripper.
grimaldi by Diego Cabron October 2, 2006

Grimaldi 

1. Used to define the gist of a bud. Term referred to as smoking reefer.

2. The definition of someone who is mentally insane and/or mentally challenged.
1. I'm so high that grimaldi was great.
Hey they cops are coming, hide the grimaldi.

2. Hey you're so grimaldi right now, stop eating soap.
Grimaldi by DoubleDx2 March 12, 2009

grimaldi 

Synonym for grimy; uncool. Used in Peru.
Joe: I think they made those chicken skewers with rat meat, dude.
Bob: Yo, that's so grimaldi.
grimaldi by jerodast October 31, 2011

Grimaldi'd 

when something has been done to another person that so tremendously cringes, you can only refer to that as someone being Grimaldi'd. A major fuck up by a human being leads to the audience screaming dude you just totally got grimaldi'd.
Person 1: totally rejected by a chick at a party

Person 2: dude yo just got totally fucking grimaldi'd

Gabriel Grimaldi

word commonly used to describe a faggot. Usually has a hot sister and a pedophile dad. Mostly gets picked on in school by everyone and has a hard time talking to girls.

Features include:
Rat Face
Small body
No muscle
Gabriel Grimaldi by Mark Marlock March 29, 2017
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