Skip to main content

grendle

Steve, what is your fixation with my Grendle!?!
by Chris Adams May 24, 2003
mugGet the grendle mug.

grendle

Hopeless virgin for life. He'll never get laid.
Oh no I'm a virgin for life!

Haha, you're a grendle!
by Dingo August 7, 2003
mugGet the grendle mug.

grundle fish

The act of diving head first into the groinular area looking for some fresh, salty grundle.
Gian grundle fishes like a truffle pig looking for black gold.
by j$.devops October 5, 2010
mugGet the grundle fish mug.

grundle

Grundle is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Q: What on earth is a grundle?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.
by Chane. March 27, 2020
mugGet the grundle mug.

Grundle

the art of pulling down your pants and smashing your testicles and anus down on the head of a passed out human repeatedly.
Luke puked in the frying pan before passing out, so Nate gave him a grundle
by weiser May 2, 2005
mugGet the Grundle mug.

Grundle

A protuberous underside. Particularly on an adorable animal.
My cat has the wobbliest grundle.
by Abiy0y0 February 26, 2017
mugGet the Grundle mug.

grundle grumble

grundle grumble ( grundle grumbler, grundle grumbling )

1: When a young lady is pleasuring her partner by kissing or licking his grundle the scrotum will cover the womans mouth preventing intelligible speech.

2: Flatulence that is prevented from escaping up the butt crack that flows over the grundle impacting the scrotum making a distinctive rumbling sound. Grundle grumbles are particularly evident when seated on leather or vinyl seating surfaces or those cheesy fiberglass chairs in laundromats.

3. Mysterious sounds that emanate from the grundle.
1. Whats that honey? I can't hear what you saying you grundle grumbling bitch you.

2. Jesus Dave I heard that grundle grumble from here. Stop farting on my leather seats..no more fucking burritos for you.

3. What the fuck was that? Oh..a fucking grundle grumble. Sorry. Do you have any fabric softener?
by Global Feetus April 2, 2007
mugGet the grundle grumble mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email