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green tea bitch
Green tea bitch refers to a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind in order to approach guys who she finds useful, potentially in the sense of money, power, or purely fulfilling. (This is the green tea part). Yet this woman is actually calculating and all her good qualities are fake merely in order to appeal the guy. This woman uses many methods to achieve her goal, usually involves lying and being immoral. (the bitch part)
This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.
A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.
This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.
A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.
"This girl called Rebecca is sending my husband her naked pictures and she was so 'hurt' after I forced my husband to break with her. And now she is visiting my husband in Boston this May."
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".
green tea bitch by BlueElf August 7, 2016
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green tea bitch
An internet slang used to describe a young woman that likes to dress and act in a certain fashion in order to portray herself as pure and innocent (ie: like green tea). However, in reality she is a gold-digging slut that won't think twice before she sells her own body or steps on someone's throat to get to a higher place (aka a bitch). First popularized by Chinese netizens when a whole bunch of female models and actresses were revealed to be paid escorts/prostitutes for the rich and powerful during a fashion expo in 2013.
You know that Anne that always acted like she was a lonely 12 year old? She slept with her professor to get an A+. What a green tea bitch!
green tea bitch by M3SS3NG3R May 13, 2014
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Green Tea Bitch
A trope female character type popularized in Chinese internet novels, a Green Tea Bitch is a female character who appears calm, kind, innocent, or charming on the surface, but is actually intelligent, cunning, and calculating underneath, usually for the purposes of manipulating others into giving them gain.
Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress
Usually written to be likable to readers
Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Some common traits include:
Revenge as a primary motive for the manipulative behavior
Often uses their skill to win over difficult or villainous characters
Presenting themselves as wronged in order to garner sympathy, or purposefully allowing their enemies to harm them, in order to make the enemy lose ground
An ability to flip arguments and intelligently talk their way out of accusations or repercussions
Usually the main character
Often has special or secret knowledge (such as in an isekai or rebirth novel), or else has a very high EQ allowing her to read people.
Common for 'villainess-turned-good' characters
If she has/had a job, it is most commonly as an actress
Usually written to be likable to readers
Related to the White Lotus Flower/White Lotus Bitch, which is a similar female character type, in that an innocent face is presented to the world while hiding bad intentions. The distinguishing trait between the two tends to be the level of intelligent calculation, with Green Tea Bitches seen as the more smart and scheming of the two.
Feilu knew the answer to the puzzle, but pretended not to know, asking guiding questions until Nianxi thought she solved it herself. Delighted with her smart and helpful little sister, Nianxi decided to ask the Emperor to allow Feilu to attend the royal academy. "That's our green tea bitch!"-a reader in the comments.
Green Tea Bitch by askite January 22, 2021
Arizona Green Tea
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