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gravyboat
gravyboat by Sue Donymn March 6, 2010
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Dutch Gravyboat
Frank: "Chris, that fart sounded disgusting and wet. Did you just give yourself a Dutch Gravyboat?
Chris: "Yes. Yes I did."
Chris: "Yes. Yes I did."
Dutch Gravyboat by JD-Beanzor April 3, 2015
The Gravyboat
The act of anal intercourse where the female’s faeces in her rectum are known as the gravy, and the boat is they male penis, hence the gravyboat.
“Man, Diane and I did The Gravyboat last night. I loved putting my boat in her sweet sweet gravy.”
“Hey honey I’m home, I’ve had Indian all day and I haven’t done a number two yet, why don’t you stick your boat inside my gravy tonight?!”
“Mm mm, I sure love getting my mouth on her rectal gravy.”
“Hey honey I’m home, I’ve had Indian all day and I haven’t done a number two yet, why don’t you stick your boat inside my gravy tonight?!”
“Mm mm, I sure love getting my mouth on her rectal gravy.”
The Gravyboat by The Jules 22 September 30, 2018
The Gravyboat
The act of anal intercourse where the female’s faeces in her rectum are known as the gravy, and the boat is they male penis, hence the gravyboat.
“Man, Diane and I did The Gravyboat last night. I loved putting my boat in her sweet sweet gravy.”
“Hey honey I’m home, I’ve had Indian all day and I haven’t done a number two yet, why don’t you stick your boat inside my gravy tonight?!”
“Mm mm, I sure love getting my mouth on her rectal gravy.”
“Hey honey I’m home, I’ve had Indian all day and I haven’t done a number two yet, why don’t you stick your boat inside my gravy tonight?!”
“Mm mm, I sure love getting my mouth on her rectal gravy.”
The Gravyboat by The Jules 22 September 30, 2018
Texas gravy boat
When you blow a huge chunky load into a gaping queef pot and then spoon feed it to the owner of said queef pot
Texas gravy boat by Bottleboy 12 February 4, 2017
East Texas Gravy Boat
East Texas Gravy Boat by Dr. DubWalker October 25, 2015
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