GRASPED 

Abbreviation of "Got it, right? Art stands in pure exemplary, Dante"

"To deliver information faster than anyone... you can't afford to spell it all out. GRASPED."
- Ryoshu

GRASPED by Memimuer March 22, 2023

shaft-grasper 

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

shaft-grasper by rmcanada June 20, 2013

Shaft grasper 

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.

Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"

Shaft grasper by fruitbeer June 19, 2013

Getting Graped Aped 

The act of getting Sexually assaulted in a very violent way; Generally getting a asshole resizing.

Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.

Getting Graped Aped by killem1191 February 14, 2021

gramped

Gramped is what happens to a man when he becomes a grandfather for the first time.

My daughter gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. I got gramped!

gramped by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010

grassed 

To be snitched or sold out on

"Bull shit! He grassed on us"

grassed by radikewl July 27, 2014

Grassed Up

A person who has been reported to the police or other law enforcement agency has been "Grassed up" Term used by British criminals, law enforcement authorites and the media.

I was " Grassed up."

Grassed Up by Graham Cook May 18, 2006