GRASPED
"To deliver information faster than anyone... you can't afford to spell it all out. GRASPED."
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shaft-grasper
Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."
shaft-grasper by rmcanada June 20, 2013
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GRASPED • graped • grapped • grasper • Graspod • Grassed Up • gaspede • Gaspedited • gramped • Graped In The Grass
Shaft grasper
A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
Shaft grasper by fruitbeer June 19, 2013
Getting Graped Aped
Guy: Bro there eating my ass in this game so hard is like I'm getting Graped Aped.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.
Other guy: Damn man rip to ya.
Getting Graped Aped by killem1191 February 14, 2021
gramped
gramped by Cyprus Denton Fekks November 23, 2010
grassed
Grassed Up
A person who has been reported to the police or other law enforcement agency has been "Grassed up" Term used by British criminals, law enforcement authorites and the media.
I was " Grassed up."
Grassed Up by Graham Cook May 18, 2006
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