noun. A person who believes, argues, or attempts something that is impossible/improbable while under the false impression that it is possible/probable. A grasper might attempt to date someone out of his/her range or argue that his favorite team is going to win the championship despite not having done so in decades. Often, graspers meekly make self-serving arguments that stretch logic. Derived from the phrase "grasping at straws". Made popular originally in the DC area by WJKF's Sports Junkies.
1. Person A: "There's a good chance the Redskins win the Super Bowl this year with Rex Grossman."
Person B: "You are such a grasper."
2. That bar is filled with graspers trying to score with hot chicks.
Person B: "You are such a grasper."
2. That bar is filled with graspers trying to score with hot chicks.
by Grasper Parnevik March 19, 2011
by SackLover42 October 7, 2020
Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."
by rmcanada June 19, 2013
A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
by fruitbeer June 19, 2013
Tom: Hey man! You wanna call Jack and see if he wants to smoke? Bill: No way! That guy is totally a greedy grasper!
by sedmond kuecl October 20, 2010
1. To grab a tree for sexual reasons.
2. To hump a tree.
3. Replacement of hands for a male.
This word has deranged from Basher, an American Citizen. It will be used all around the world.
2. To hump a tree.
3. Replacement of hands for a male.
This word has deranged from Basher, an American Citizen. It will be used all around the world.
Ryan is a tree grasper.
by Basher August 30, 2003
To grasp a persons balls of the same sex
To speak of ones name or speak of another male unconsistingly is ball grasping
To speak of ones name or speak of another male unconsistingly is ball grasping
by can i live July 9, 2006