grape shot

When you're taking a crap and it comes out like little cannon balls.

Dude, I've been crapping out the cannonball pooplets lately--nothing but grape shot.

by Matty Bogs February 10, 2008

gape shot

When a girl is getting dicked and pulls her ass cheeks apart while the guy pulls out thus exposing gaped asshole.

My slam piece can hold the gape shot for over a minute bro!

by Negative55 October 17, 2015

Grope shot

Grope shot is a group shot but somewhere in the mix is a groper & a gropee

Looking at a pic of drunk friends and you notice one friend is groping his girlfriend so you say

Nice grope shot

by RazMutant July 17, 2011

grapeshot

1. Cannon charge consisting of small round balls, usually of lead, iron or cast iron, that were held in clusters of 5 or more.

2. Party or gathering that is essentially void of women (a scale above or near 8:1 men per woman), Thus making an abundance of testicles. Generally the men are packed into a closed space or room forming a cluster.

1. The noted pirate Bartholomew Roberts AKA "Black Bart" was killed by a blast of grapeshot from HMS Swallow

2. "This bar is a total sausage fest!" said Bill to Jim, an all the other men in the tightly packed bar. "This sausage fest is a total grapeshot!" said Jim to Bill, and all the other men in the tightly packed bar.

by Opposable March 16, 2011

grapeshit

Fecal matter which resembles the anti-infantry cannon ammunition grapeshot, which itself resembles a cluster of grapes. Contrast with the smooth, tubular shape of a typical, healthy bowel movement.

Barry's low-fiber diet was evident from the fusillade of grapeshit released in his recent bowel movements.

by Herr Stehpinkler August 26, 2011

Grapeshot

The act of pouring a box of grape nerds into a strippers butt which she then farts out at your face. Having a similar effect as a close range cannon shot.

"Did you see John last night? That stripper hit him with the grapeshot!"

by Grapeshot July 13, 2014

Gettysburg Grapeshot

It's when I put my balls in you then ram rod them in with my own shaft, like a civil war musket.

Dave gave Betsy the old gettysburg grapeshot, now she's in the hospital.

by RadioactiveHate June 9, 2022