A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.

A "dive" in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible with the purpose of creating a gigantic splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity.

The term cannonball was first used by Carl Kearney Spackler (Bill Murray) in the masterpiece film Caddyshack. To do a cannonball you must first fill your lungs with weed smoke, while holding the smoke in you drink liquor. Preferably Johnnie Black. And take big swig not a little pussy shot. Then exhale. Say "Cannonball" and pass the bong and Johnnie black to your boy n-word Drew and repeat until liquor is finished (nobone in their right mind would ever run out of weed.) The best time for cannonballs is wednesdays at 10:30 during the Chappelle show. The best mix for this is Johnnie Black and Sour Diesel from the wiseman, Veil.

Taking a hit of weed, throwing down a shot of hard liquor, and then exhaling your hit. A crowd of people will usually yell "CANNON BALL" while you are in process of taking this shot. Please be warned....this could lead to a very rough night. But in the end, you will be CRUNK! If using Tequilla, it is recommended that you appoligize to all those around you in advance as you will make a scene.

A sexual act in which a man places a testicle into the woman's vagina and she queefs it back out with force.

A metallic, spherical object that does not hover nor float. Often shot out of a cannon.

An underachieving fantasy football team owned by a man who is consistent w/ wearing a visor to the draft along w/ drafting Fred Taylor every year. Rumor has it that he uses the league as an excuse to get out of his house once a year and party.