grapeshit

Fecal matter which resembles the anti-infantry cannon ammunition grapeshot, which itself resembles a cluster of grapes. Contrast with the smooth, tubular shape of a typical, healthy bowel movement.

Barry's low-fiber diet was evident from the fusillade of grapeshit released in his recent bowel movements.

by Herr Stehpinkler August 26, 2011

band geek graphitti

graphitti written by band geeks.

Examples: Chopin rules, 2nd Tenor Saxophone was here, Suck on this Minuet in D

by BAND GEEKS WILL RULE THE WORLD!!! March 16, 2004

grapeshot

1. Cannon charge consisting of small round balls, usually of lead, iron or cast iron, that were held in clusters of 5 or more.

2. Party or gathering that is essentially void of women (a scale above or near 8:1 men per woman), Thus making an abundance of testicles. Generally the men are packed into a closed space or room forming a cluster.

1. The noted pirate Bartholomew Roberts AKA "Black Bart" was killed by a blast of grapeshot from HMS Swallow

2. "This bar is a total sausage fest!" said Bill to Jim, an all the other men in the tightly packed bar. "This sausage fest is a total grapeshot!" said Jim to Bill, and all the other men in the tightly packed bar.

by Opposable March 16, 2011

Grapeski

This is a common street name for swisher sweets cigars used in more colloquial situations and even in public as a facade to throw off parents or other authoritative types from the actual topic of smoking cigars.

Brown: Gotta be gettin' some grapeski
Tall: Can't be doin that ma man
Ripped: Can't be having someone who is 18 ma man
Brown: Got some grapeski in the Focus ma man
Ripped: Well cock my balls and call me cockballs; lets go

by Elliot Criswell August 18, 2008

Grapesicle

That really hot guy in your geography class that you cannot stop eye-fucking.

Bloody Eagle Face: Woah, who's that hot piece of shit with the not-the-same-colour-as-his-skin-tone hair? The one with the map bearing notes?

Hippo-Loving Girl: GRRRRRR GET THE FUCK OFF HIM YOU SLUT OMG IM GONNA KILL YOU GRAAH!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN WIT THAT GIY HES MINE HES A GRAPESICLE!!!!!!

Bloody Eagle Face: Oh

by eagles4lyfe October 19, 2009

grapestate

The state in which everything you see is purple.

BOI last night at the concert, I was in total grapestate.

by katinkaling4215 November 23, 2016

graphite

The stuff that's in pencils, no people, it's not lead, it's graphite

i have a graphite pencil

by emily ogwin November 16, 2007