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Grape Fruit 

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.
"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"
Grape Fruit by Colojolo July 26, 2009

grape fruit 

A misinterpretation og words and meaning in song lyrics by non native english speaking songwriters. Ex. a mixup between the meaning of grapes and grapefruits.
There was a lot of grape fruits in that song lyric
grape fruit by TheRealMorten February 7, 2019

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.
"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"
Grape fruit shooter by Sam February 27, 2004

Bust a grape in a fruit fight 

Typically means a person is weak and will talk a lot of shit but when it’s time to fight they wouldn’t attempt to swing.
Yo that bitch talk a lot of shit but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight what a pussy ass hoe.

Grape Fruits 

He grape fruits are fuzzy not smooth.
Grape Fruits by MamaLucia September 14, 2008

Grape fruiting 

The act of a male being orally stimulated well having a gape fruit with a hole in the center moved up and down on the shaft of the males penis.
Wife: hey honey i bought a grape fruit for tonight.
Man: well i guess i am getting Grape fruiting tonight.
Grape fruiting by Matti W. January 14, 2016