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grape fruit 

A technic to suck your mans dick to make it feel good
I gave my man grape fruit he moaned all night long
grape fruit by PJ the man 233 September 10, 2016
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Grape Fruit 

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.
"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"
Grape Fruit by Colojolo July 26, 2009

grape fruit 

A misinterpretation og words and meaning in song lyrics by non native english speaking songwriters. Ex. a mixup between the meaning of grapes and grapefruits.
There was a lot of grape fruits in that song lyric
grape fruit by TheRealMorten February 7, 2019

Grape fruit shooter

A ridiculously large muffler that dipshits use to replace the stock muffler on ugly little imports. Usually sounds like a leaf blower.
"Real slick tim, now your car sounds like an asshole and is still slow"
Grape fruit shooter by Sam February 27, 2004

Bust a grape in a fruit fight 

Typically means a person is weak and will talk a lot of shit but when it’s time to fight they wouldn’t attempt to swing.
Yo that bitch talk a lot of shit but wouldn’t bust a grape in a fruit fight what a pussy ass hoe.

Grape Fruits 

One who has grapefruit sizes balls.
He grape fruits are fuzzy not smooth.
Grape Fruits by MamaLucia September 14, 2008

Grape fruiting 

The act of a male being orally stimulated well having a gape fruit with a hole in the center moved up and down on the shaft of the males penis.
Wife: hey honey i bought a grape fruit for tonight.
Man: well i guess i am getting Grape fruiting tonight.
Grape fruiting by Matti W. January 14, 2016
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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