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grannyhoe

old wonem in her 40's or 50's or 60's who still fucks younger guys. she doesnt charge just to old to be having sex.
hey miss davis the old school teacher she fuck me for cuttin her grass she took out her teeth and gave me a gum hummer she a grannyhoe
by bigbaby313 June 10, 2009
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Grannyped

A grannyped is another word for "mobility vehicle". Mobility vehicles are small electric powered carts, usually with variable speed, indicators, reverse mode and a front loaded basket.

They are driven by either elderly folk, hense the name, or by Obese people who are to lazy to walk and loose some weight.
1. Dude, Jon got a grannyped and he's gonna pimp that sh*t!

2. Man, look at that lovely old couple, racing through the park knocking people down on their grannypeds.

3. When I'm old, I'ma score me a free grannyped.

4. I wish that fat chick would stop whoring that grannyped and let someone who really needs it use it.
by Smeep August 6, 2007
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Grannycopter

Where a granny takes her really saggy tits and starts to throw them around like helicopter blades and dust goes everywhere
Granny: "We ride the grannycopter tonight"
by YEET NIBBA March 27, 2018
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grannycon

someone who only likes girls over the age of 18, aka grannies.
"dude! i ain't no lolicon; i'm a grannycon!"
by nyanners July 13, 2017
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Grannylover

someone who is a true G and likes the odd donna kebab but more the older woman
crum - part of the gunit
by Ginga April 11, 2005
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Mexican Grannydog

The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.
Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.
by Swish Kimmel Bounce October 26, 2010
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grannymeatpie

Hey I love watching some grannymeatpie
by Dickface1111 September 2, 2017
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