A grannyped is another word for "mobility vehicle". Mobility vehicles are small electric powered carts, usually with variable speed, indicators, reverse mode and a front loaded basket.

They are driven by either elderly folk, hense the name, or by Obese people who are to lazy to walk and loose some weight.

1. Dude, Jon got a grannyped and he's gonna pimp that sh*t!

2. Man, look at that lovely old couple, racing through the park knocking people down on their grannypeds.

3. When I'm old, I'ma score me a free grannyped.

4. I wish that fat chick would stop whoring that grannyped and let someone who really needs it use it.

Grannyped by Smeep August 6, 2007

Grannycopter

Where a granny takes her really saggy tits and starts to throw them around like helicopter blades and dust goes everywhere

Granny: "We ride the grannycopter tonight"

Grannycopter by YEET NIBBA March 27, 2018

grannycon

someone who only likes girls over the age of 18, aka grannies.

"dude! i ain't no lolicon; i'm a grannycon!"

grannycon by nyanners July 13, 2017

Grannylover

someone who is a true G and likes the odd donna kebab but more the older woman

crum - part of the gunit

Grannylover by Ginga April 11, 2005

Mexican Grannydog

The act of squeezing turd nuggets on your biggest rivals grandmother. The first step to succeeding in this maneuver is to entice your opponents Grandmother to receive the sex. Once she is lubed, begin coitus. During the bang session you will lay down a mud monkey on her face, and then cover it with salsa. Once the meal has been prepared, the grandma will then eat the entree and rejoice.

Yeah, I gave that old bitch Suelita a Mexican Grannydog last night, then I had her deported to El Salvador.

Mexican Grannydog by Swish Kimmel Bounce October 26, 2010

grannymeatpie

A bunch of old people fucking

Hey I love watching some grannymeatpie

grannymeatpie by Dickface1111 September 2, 2017

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026