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Granita

Younger hipper alternative for women that don't want to be called grandma
Can you believe mum wants to us to call her granita. Let's roll with it. Wonder if it will stick
by Lintodavo September 23, 2016
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Grantaire

a drunk cynic who originally lived in the 1830s during the June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. He can be found in many different modern fan fictions as well as in his spirit animal, George Blagden.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.

Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.
My friend: You know everyone is lusting after Enjolras, but do you see that guy with the bottle staring at his dick? Damn.
Me: yeah that's Grantaire
by justdateabarricadeboy June 26, 2015
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Aiden Granitz

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
by AnonymousGuy15675 June 13, 2019
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Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."
by Genitalien July 3, 2020
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Gravitation

A manga about an lovable singer; Shuichi Shindou, and an angsty novelist; Yuki Eiri.
Shuichi struggles through the sudden popularity of his band, and his rocky relationship with Yuki Eiri. As the author struggles with his new found love for the vocalist and his dark past.
In the end they both rely on the gravitation of love to pull them together.
An all around great manga, it's funny, it's cute, it's angsty.

It's Gravitation.
by Renu August 14, 2006
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Steve Granitz

BIG AND FAT LIKE A MAC

Steve Granitz
by AnonymousGuy15675 October 5, 2019
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gravitational misery

The principle explaining the strong gravitational pull between miserable people.
Misery loves company is scientifically laid bare when you read more in depth on the topic of gravitational misery!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2020
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