granitz 

thank you; to thank

Pop Warner: Here's your frapachino Mr. Obalitounge
Mr.Obalitounge: granitz

granitz by Gaydos October 19, 2003

Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.

At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”

Aiden Granitz by AnonymousGuy15675 June 13, 2019

Steve Granitz 

BIG MAC

BIG AND FAT LIKE A MAC

Steve Granitz

Steve Granitz by AnonymousGuy15675 October 5, 2019

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

Bring Over the Granite by Genitalien July 3, 2020

Taken for Granite 

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.

"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"

Taken for Granite by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020

granite maul spec 

when you take your limp penis in your hand and rapidly slap the woman in the face with it until she screams stop.

Damn bro! I Granite maul speced that bitch after she bit down on my dick!

granite maul spec by A_revolver June 16, 2008

Granite Shitty

Nickname for the post-industrial wasteland, Granite City, on the East Side of the St. Louis Metropolitan area.

Yes, sir, may I see your driver's license and proof of insurance, please?... Oh, Granite Shitty. Your coming with us you drunken shit-bag.

Granite Shitty by Recovering Granitite January 19, 2012