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Granito
Noun. A self-perpetuating lie that only gets bigger, more obvious, and more shameless every time it is exposed, like a Russian doll in reverse.
He changed the character names from Chinatown but kept the script. Then he said he was working with Jim Osz on a new Muppets project. Now this Granito says he's MY friend when I see him selling my books with his name on them?
Granito by Thallian Gold May 1, 2011
Related Words
Granito • Granitor • 7 Palmo Do Granito • granit • Granite City • Granite • Granite Bay • Granton • granite falls • Graviton
Granito
1 - An attempt to fraudulently pass off a piece of copied art as your own. Deliberately fooling people to believe a piece of work copied is one's own
2 - To pad a resume with so much detail and lies in hopes to pass it off as accurate and the truth.
3 - to be banned from attending any conventions due to illegal actions or just being a d-bag (see d-bag)
More information google - Rob Granito
2 - To pad a resume with so much detail and lies in hopes to pass it off as accurate and the truth.
3 - to be banned from attending any conventions due to illegal actions or just being a d-bag (see d-bag)
More information google - Rob Granito
Definition 1
Guy1: Want to buy this original art?
Guy2: Man that's obviously granito'd, you're not the original artist
Definition 2
Guy1: Hey review my esume for me.
Guy2: Dude, you've gratino'd this. You never worked with Bill Gates to make Windows, or worked with Steve Jobs, or programmed a day in your life.
Definition 3
Rob: Man I'd love to attend Comic-Con this year, but I've been gratino'd for trying to pass my fake and copied art as my original work.
Guy1: Want to buy this original art?
Guy2: Man that's obviously granito'd, you're not the original artist
Definition 2
Guy1: Hey review my esume for me.
Guy2: Dude, you've gratino'd this. You never worked with Bill Gates to make Windows, or worked with Steve Jobs, or programmed a day in your life.
Definition 3
Rob: Man I'd love to attend Comic-Con this year, but I've been gratino'd for trying to pass my fake and copied art as my original work.
7 Palmo Do Granito
-Brazilian "Ei filho da puta quem é tu"
-American "I dont understand...?"
-Brazilian "SAI DO MEIO OU TU VAI FICAR 7 PALMO DO GRANITO GRINGO FI DE EGUA, DESCE NO MORRO O PAI FUZILA SKSKSKSKK"
-American "I dont understand...?"
-Brazilian "SAI DO MEIO OU TU VAI FICAR 7 PALMO DO GRANITO GRINGO FI DE EGUA, DESCE NO MORRO O PAI FUZILA SKSKSKSKK"
7 Palmo Do Granito by NotSnappo February 22, 2021
Aiden Granitz
A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school
Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”
Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”
Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”
Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”
Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
Aiden Granitz by AnonymousGuy15675 June 13, 2019
Bring Over the Granite
A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
Bring Over the Granite by Genitalien July 3, 2020
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