Grandmother's House

A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.

She was giving me oral sex when she decided to go to grandmother's house.

Grandmother's House by beaver bandit9 April 12, 2016

Grandmother's Crane 

The misspelling of the word "cane".

Grandmother's Crane by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Grandmother’s recipe

A Chinese meme where the first verse of the song Payphone sounds like “Grandmother’s recipe” in Chinese. (阿嬤的配方)

Hey grandma, what recipe did you use for this salad?

(payphone starts playing)

because grandmother’s recipe (阿嬤的配方) is pronounced like “ah ma de pei fang”

Grandmother’s recipe by biscade July 22, 2026

your grandmother’s titties 

A sarcastic way to avoid a conversation that you don’t want to have

Person 1: Hey, what’d you get on the test?
Person 2: Your grandmother’s titties
Person 1: Damn..

your grandmother’s titties by Silograndma December 9, 2017

her grandmother's bear 

A Taiwan slang swear phrase directly (literally) translated into English. Functions like "your momma's" or "fuck that."

"that guy freakin' ripped me off... her grandmother's bear!"

her grandmother's bear by Will L June 22, 2005

cher's grandmother 

A butt ugly man.

Man Mel's new boyfriend gone a Cher's grandmother!

cher's grandmother by Dmarsha September 19, 2023

Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.

Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.

Hubert's Grandmother by Dwinter Glik June 11, 2018