grandmofo 

That, yellow-toothed, haggard, ole bitch with the cane and the bad arthritis who used to threaten to kick your ass when your parents were away, but could never lift her decrepit ass out of the chair to do so.

She said she was gonna hog-tie me and beat my ass with a shovel for turning from "The Golden Girls", but she can't do shit without her stick! Weak ass mofo!

grandmofo by Their 2nd cousin December 25, 2004

Grandmafication

To produce a 99% percent bowl movement and try to pass it off like its just urine.

Wow, it looks like this bitch right here has herself a little grandmafication problem, let's help the bitch out with cleaning up guys.

Grandmafication by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

pickle me grandmother 

Expression of shock or disappointment.

Australian colloquialism made popular by the character Ted Bullpitt in the 70's sitcom "Kingswood Country".

(synonym) "D'oh!"

Pickle me grandmother !! The wog's just crashed into the Kingswood !!

pickle me grandmother by doc brown October 6, 2007

cher's grandmother 

A butt ugly man.

Man Mel's new boyfriend gone a Cher's grandmother!

cher's grandmother by Dmarsha September 19, 2023

Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome 

Claiming one has some distant Native American ancestor in order to sound more exotic or interesting when in fact no such Native American ancestor exists.

This practice is also relatively common by some American celebrities and personalities.

Larry: "And my great-great grandmother was part Choctaw and Apache."

Bob: "Larry, that's BS, your paternal grandparents where German immigrants and your maternal grandparents were Irish immigrants. You sound like you have a case of Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome."

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James: "Hey did you hear Elizabeth Warren is 1/32nd Cherokee?"

Dustin: "Pff, yeah sure man"

Cherokee Grandmother Syndrome by TheDrummer1 September 8, 2012

Grandmom's Grocery Store 

When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!

Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.

Anything she has that would benefit you.

We need toilet paper, lets go to Grandmom's Grocery Store.

Grandmom's Grocery Store by Jameson Moonshine January 2, 2012

Hubert's Grandmother

The sexiest human being ever. Quite attractive but kind of takes things too fast. She usually tells Hubert that 'somebody at du phone 4 u'. She has a relationship with Hubert's friends Tin Nooyin. She is extremely hot and is kind of a slag. She usually spends days out and sleeps elsewhere. She is rude but honest. And She hates Ichibon Sushi.

Person 1: Hubert told me his grandmother gave him some special favours when she saw his good grades.
Person 2: Dang, Hubert's Grandmother is hot.

Hubert's Grandmother by Dwinter Glik June 11, 2018