grandit

An eldery thief combining the words "Grandmother/father" and "Bandit"

Dude, Chrissy G got mugged by a Grandit last night

by Tim Mobbs May 23, 2008

Aiden Granitz

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.

At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”

by AnonymousGuy15675 June 13, 2019

Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.

"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

by Genitalien July 3, 2020

Steve Granitz

BIG MAC

BIG AND FAT LIKE A MAC

Steve Granitz

by AnonymousGuy15675 October 5, 2019

grandstanding

"Showing off" or going out of one's way to appear spectacular. See showboating.

"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."

by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004

grandtastic

adj. a combination of "grand" and "fantastic" used to describe extraordinarily wonderful or exciting happenings

1. I just know the dance this Friday is going to be grandtastic!

2. I got an A on the test-this is grandtastic!

3. Isn't it grandtastic that our team just won the championship?!

by Autumn K. December 10, 2007

Taken for Granite

You idiot it's Taken for Granted, why the fuck would you take something for a fucking rock.

"Taken for Granite,"
"You fucking moron it's taken for Granted get it right,"

by MyFriendBurpedTooLoud February 10, 2020