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grandbum 

Is traditionally the mother of or legal guardian to a Baby Momma Terrorist. They acquire decades worth of knowledge on how to manipulate and fraud the welfare system to pass along to the next generation. Any poor parenting habits exhibited by the Baby Momma Terrorist is learned directly from the Grandbum. Also see Wefare Queen.
He was unable to see his child on father’s day because the grandbum is evil and has residential custody.
grandbum by Jack City June 21, 2020
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Grandmummy 

An older mummy who loves to flex their junk
Yo Steve yo grandmummy took me to some PLACES last night
Grandmummy by liltinyteddy April 29, 2019
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grandbullin

To dream up schemes that arent practical. To think of things that seemed to be doable while being planned, but in reality they are virturally impossible
Man u cant climb ontop of that building with just a pair of screwdrivers, U grandbullin.
grandbullin by Tha Whisper king January 28, 2008

grandbully 

When you find yourself talking over your grandkids to be the first to explain something.
I discovered I was a grandbully when I found myself talking over my young grandchildren to be the first to tell their mother how great the movie Ugly Dolls was.
grandbully by Gma_mcjazz July 15, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026