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Screwdrivers rule 

Always use orange juice as a chaser for vodka
Man 1: Yo bro what chaser do you use for vodka?
Man 2: Orange juice dawg! Don't you know Screwdrivers rule?
Screwdrivers rule by S11M February 14, 2023

Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

An alcoholic beverage mix which includes, but not limited to, one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple kool aid
and a jigger of formaldehyde from the jar with Hitler's brain that you could get in some bars' back storeroom( you might need permission for this one though). Usually served during law enforced "Happy Hour" in bars all across America. It came into popularity when President Reagan came to office.
Last call for alcohol
Last call for freedom of speech
Drink up, happy hour is now enforced by law
And don't forget our house special,

It's called the Tricky Dicky Screwdriver

sonic screwdriver 

General-purpose tool used by Doctor Who to open, lock, track, trace, and do just about anything you would expect a small handheld SF device to do.
The sonic screwdriver "Gets you into anything" -- BBC web site
sonic screwdriver by tomviolin August 27, 2006

Chewed Screwdriver 

This is an adjective used for people who are low on XP and struggle comprehending simple stuff, such as 'Drew2Wavy'. Usually an insult and shouldn't be taken lightly, personally id scrap them if they called me a chewed screwdriver.
that guy drew is a chewed screwdriver man no cap
Chewed Screwdriver by topfloorboss1 January 19, 2022

screwdriver 

there were screwdrivers at the party
screwdriver by Anonymous July 20, 2003

screwdriver 

Alcoholic beverage made by mixing vodka and orange juice that should never, ever be made with Sunny Delight.
"Man this Sunny-D screwdriver tastes like shit!"
screwdriver by lalala October 1, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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