a person who has been playing lego baseball since its beginning till its death and flicks balls for a living to satisfy his hunger, also possesses a very repetitive soundboard that will make you go deaf

hey have you heard of grandsalamer1? he really needs to shut the fuck up with his soundboard.

grandsalamer1 by phantomkuru January 24, 2022

gransacked

When you're 12 years old spending the night at grandma's house, and she puts her balls in your mouth while you sleep.

Yo g, I ws gransacked at my grandma's last night, i think i might have oral herpes now.

gransacked by grandmastrikesagain May 29, 2023

Cate Gransaull

Cate is a one of a kind beauty. If your lucky enough to have a Cate in your life keep her close and never let her go. She has long silky hair and an amazing smile. She has the voice of an angle If you ever get the blessing of hearing her sing you might faint. She’s the thickest bitch on the block. Don’t test her or she’ll pull up on your ass. She’s always down to smoke some grass so hit her up for a good time.

“Omg Cate Gransaull said hi to me in the haul today”

“Cate Gransaull is such a slut”

“Cate Gransaull stop flashing old men”

Cate Gransaull by fatgirllove April 27, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026