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grancake 

a cake made by or smells of old people.
this cake is so nasty it smells just like old people it made me vomet it was a grancake
grancake by oppy May 4, 2008
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grandsalamer1 

a person who has been playing lego baseball since its beginning till its death and flicks balls for a living to satisfy his hunger, also possesses a very repetitive soundboard that will make you go deaf
hey have you heard of grandsalamer1? he really needs to shut the fuck up with his soundboard.
grandsalamer1 by phantomkuru January 24, 2022

gransacked

When you're 12 years old spending the night at grandma's house, and she puts her balls in your mouth while you sleep.
Yo g, I ws gransacked at my grandma's last night, i think i might have oral herpes now.

Cate Gransaull 

Cate is a one of a kind beauty. If your lucky enough to have a Cate in your life keep her close and never let her go. She has long silky hair and an amazing smile. She has the voice of an angle If you ever get the blessing of hearing her sing you might faint. She’s the thickest bitch on the block. Don’t test her or she’ll pull up on your ass. She’s always down to smoke some grass so hit her up for a good time.
“Omg Cate Gransaull said hi to me in the haul today”

Cate Gransaull is such a slut”

Cate Gransaull stop flashing old men”
Cate Gransaull by fatgirllove April 27, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026