Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

by Ushie December 16, 2008

Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker

"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."

by Ushie December 15, 2008

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A tiktoker with great content and a person who will fall for deez nuts jokes

1:gramcracker.png is a great person
2:yes

by Sussyprosecutor June 13, 2021

Gramcracker

An African American/Black person from the urban hood that acts like their an Caucasian/White person from the suburbs. Or the opposite of the racist term cracker used against white people...White Cracker/Brown Cracker

"It's just a roach stop acting like a gramcracker."

by Ken-N.Y. August 8, 2008

gramcracker

a white guy who sells pot

"That gramcracker sure does have some fine bud"

by condoreggs January 12, 2008

gramcracker

An Instagram user with obvious, yet unrealized, potential to become a breakout star.

Given how adventurous and effortlessly beautiful that gramcracker Julie is, she'll be blowing up Instagram in no time.

by letsrenn January 3, 2019

Gramcracker

Is very stubborn and ignorant. Will give punishements out to those who dare, and is everyone’s, yet, favorite person due to their instability of discipline

Gramcracker is the best! She is SO good at gifts!

by Hellothisisthegoldkat March 2, 2019