Gran-Cracker

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Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

Gran-Cracker by Ushie December 16, 2008

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Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker

"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."

Gran-Cracker by Ushie December 15, 2008

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Gramcracker

An African American/Black person from the urban hood that acts like their an Caucasian/White person from the suburbs. Or the opposite of the racist term cracker used against white people...White Cracker/Brown Cracker

"It's just a roach stop acting like a gramcracker."

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a white guy who sells pot

"That gramcracker sure does have some fine bud"

gramcracker by condoreggs January 12, 2008

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An Instagram user with obvious, yet unrealized, potential to become a breakout star.

Given how adventurous and effortlessly beautiful that gramcracker Julie is, she'll be blowing up Instagram in no time.

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Is very stubborn and ignorant. Will give punishements out to those who dare, and is everyone’s, yet, favorite person due to their instability of discipline

Gramcracker is the best! She is SO good at gifts!

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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

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Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

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Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

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TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

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Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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