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granlund
"Dude, you totally sniffed that check out girls hair at the Japanese store, god you're such a granlund"
granlund by ILOVEJAPAN425 August 8, 2008
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granbang by LadsNGrans May 10, 2010
Granbury
The inconceivable imbodimemt of white trash and Mexicans all mixed in to a hash pot of meth. This is the type of place where cops arrest black people based solely on the color of their skin and whether they are the starting running back for the high school team.
Granbury is divided into sub communities, popular ones include pecan Plantation of course filled with not black people like the name implies, but white people who find themselves thinking too highly of themselves, while also having the polar opposite which is filled to the brim with white trash (oak trail shores), but don't worry there is gated communities for the Mexicans too to make the heathers and Karen's of the world feel safer.
With practically nothing to do on the weekends and drugs running rampant it's no wonder Granbury has a huge meth problem, and trust when I say Granbury is the meth capital of North Texas.
Granbury is divided into sub communities, popular ones include pecan Plantation of course filled with not black people like the name implies, but white people who find themselves thinking too highly of themselves, while also having the polar opposite which is filled to the brim with white trash (oak trail shores), but don't worry there is gated communities for the Mexicans too to make the heathers and Karen's of the world feel safer.
With practically nothing to do on the weekends and drugs running rampant it's no wonder Granbury has a huge meth problem, and trust when I say Granbury is the meth capital of North Texas.
Granlund
Granlund by Anonymous447 August 1, 2008
Granbury, Tx
A backwater shit hole named after two obscure racist confederate generals, where guys with creepy facial hair, swatstika tattoos, meth addictions, and mile long rap sheets pretend their lives actually have a point. The Town's unofficial slogan is "Come on vacation, leave on probation" due to the everyday small town police harrasment which occurs there. In Granbury you'll find plenty of confederate flags, hear lots of country and Kid Rock (along with plenty of racial slurs), and smell the stench of local yokal bullshit.
Jim Bob: Hey Bubba, wanna go to Granbury, Tx and smoke some shard while we try to screw underage girls?
Bubba: yup. I like what Granbury represents.
Bubba: yup. I like what Granbury represents.
Granbury, Tx by Mr_definition83 November 9, 2018
granbury, texas
A cracker-ass town between a small lake and a super Wal-Mart where white dudes listen to black gangasta rap while flying their Confederate flags.If you enjoy tagging, beating out underage girls, or losing teeth, you're a shoe in for this town.
granbury, texas by Brother E April 22, 2005
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