gragdaddy
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Granddaddy Dong
A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!
Granddaddy Dong by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
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Granddaddy
A kind, hot and/or sometimes sexy sir, (in his 60's and older) with money to spend, often found sporting a Rollie, sponsoring the bottle service and decked down in Phillip Plein's latest. Although you may not necessarily want to take this sir into the bedroom, you certainly wouldn't mind drinking the Dom Perignon in his booth.
Aye, Natalie, quit downing the margarita, and go talk to that granddaddy over there. Round 2 is on the boys!
Granddaddy by accountingbish June 22, 2020
grandaddy purps
Grandaddy Purps is a purple marijuana strain hailing from the west coast. It is an extremely potent strain and is often used my medicinal users. Smoke responsibly!!!
grandaddy purps by LVilleBlazin July 29, 2006
grandzaddy
grandzaddy by Reinaaa September 30, 2017
sugar granddaddy
Syd: My sugar granddaddy gave me 1000 bucks to jump in a pool.
Chichi: Bitch, I pushed you in that pool! I'm yo' suga mamma!
Sugar Granddaddy: Girl, you can have whateva you like.
Chichi: Bitch, I pushed you in that pool! I'm yo' suga mamma!
Sugar Granddaddy: Girl, you can have whateva you like.
sugar granddaddy by Skiy May 2, 2009
grandaddy bonglegs
While sitting in a circle in the mountains smoking a bong at night:
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."
"Holy shit! A Grandaddy longlegs!"
"What? I didn't know u called one of those things a grandaddy bonglegs."
grandaddy bonglegs by Sarah Carpenter September 11, 2008
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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