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Grofit is the combination of the words Growth and Profit put together during the coming of the Ambulas in Warframe. Grofit is used as a message between players much like leeroy jenkins in world of warcraft.
Grofit is love.
Grofit is life.
Let's Grofit
Growth! Profit! ...Grofit!
Grofit by Sadness Salsa January 9, 2018
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Gravity Falls 

One of the greatest original shows we've had in awhile.
' ' Man, Gravity Falls was an amazing show! ' '

Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
Thought leaders, are you ready to pivot downturns into rising Grofit?!
Grofit by BlueNapalmGaming May 20, 2017

Bring Over the Granite 

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."

Gravity Falls 

Gravity Falls is the best possible cartoon ever. It was created by Alex Hirsch, my favorite animator in the world. Some main characters include:
Dipper Pines- 12-13 year old boy longing adventure. Twin to Mabel.
Mabel Pines- 12-13 year old girl. Loves romance- and pigs. Twin to Dipper.
"Grunkle" Stanley Pines- Older guy. Grunkle means "Great Uncle." Runs the Mystery Shack.
Soos- Handyman of the apocalypse! Soos works at the Mystery Shack. He has everything you could need.
Gravity Falls is the best show ever! Too bad it just ended.
Gravity Falls by GingerGirlFanfic September 12, 2016
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Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.
WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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