graehme

He/they

Some Graehme’s can have ADHD and HGTV
They’re obnoxiously smart, but they’re also some of the greatest people you’ll ever meet. They make lovely friends, bomb sourdough bread, and give the best bear hugs. Life is always better with a Graehme.

Did you hear Greahme is back from Indonesia?
Graehme’s wife is dope.

by hunny_bear November 23, 2021

Graeme Barrel

When you tell people you surfed a barrel but you've really been surfing shitty little waves all day

Joes says he's been catching barrels at south head, but I reckon he's just been getting shitty little graeme barrels

by Graeme Yarbles January 2, 2017

Grahme

usually a very outspoken person. also very caring, sweet, and affectionate. don't forget protective and incredibly persistent. sometimes has a bad rep for no reason. origin: old english, but meaning differs

yea, thaaaaat's Grahme

by BoredAsF*ck October 31, 2011

Graeme

Graeme has a big pp and is great in bed. He is very attractive and great at football.Smokes a lot but can stop whenever he wants.

Knows he’s white and accepts it graeme

by Graeme February 11, 2020

graeme doolan

Complete fuckwit.

Leave your fuckwitery at home.
Leave Graeme Doolan at home.

by yeeeeecunt February 20, 2015

graphmeme

Part of a kaomoji or a recognizable symbol that is also a grapheme in some language

ඞ isn't an amogus emoji, it's a Sinhalese letter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (and ツ is a japanese letter). These are graphmemes!

by maximxls March 27, 2023

Graeme

A Graeme is the most comedic, socially awkward best friend you'll ever have. The only song he's willing to dance to is Vanilla Ice, he hates drama between friends, and is a great advice giver. He doesn't date a lot because he's waiting for the right girl to come along, and he's supportive of his friends' problems. Graeme is very easy to fall for. He's good at soccer and coming up with insane ideas. He's most likely to become a psychologist, a comedian, or a tv talk show host. His sense of humor makes you laugh no matter what, although he uses a lot of big words so sometimes his reasoning behind something is difficult to understand. It's very hard to outsmart a Graeme, but if you manage it, props to you. If you have a Graeme, never let him go, because he's the one to most likely bail you out of jail ten years from now, and figure out a way to not get caught next time. Graeme's take a little while to catch up to you height-wise, and his cheeks are always flushed pink and they make you want to pinch them, he also has eyelashes any girl would kill for. If by any chance you find a Graeme, don't scare him away, let him come to you. The best way to lure a Graeme in is with a sandwich made from the hands of a woman in the kitchen.

Girl 1: Oh hey look, there's a Graeme over there!
Girl 2: No way! Aw I totally wanna be friends with him!
Girl 1: Don't scare him off, you'll never see one again. First make a peace offering.
Girl 2: How do I do that?
Girl 1: Off to the kitchen with you!

by TheJulesTee July 26, 2011