A dickhead who doesn't post in 3 months, finally comes back with a video saying he's gonna come back, then falls off the face of the earth for another month never to be heard from again.
A penis so covered in hair that it cannot be stimulated to completion. The French Creole term for wolf dick. Shaving a gradeaux is a gra-don't, as it only turns it into something more sinister.
Girl: "Is your penis typically obscured by hair, or is there a full moon tonight?"
Guy: " Look out the window bitch, this gradeaux is here all month."