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gpilfs 

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stemming off the slang word milf which was made popular in 1997 by the hit summer blockbuster American Pie, gpilfs adds deeper meaning to the acronym. instead of "mother i'd like to f***," gpilfs branches off into a broader meaning and brings the elderly into the mix of things. like a black man once said, "even fat chicks need lovin." well so do old people. with the recent medical advances of such erection dysfunction medications such as viagra, cialis, and levitra (Warren Sr. actually uses all 3), it is possible for man that is 92 years of age to form a decent-sized stiffy. with this in mind, gpilfs has earned its status as a valid word in today's ebonics. "grandparents i'd like to f***."
"yo is J de'rre?"
"nah, J is out wit dem gpilfs again 2nite mayne!"
gpilfs by diego davis September 3, 2005
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GPILF 

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Aslo known as a Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck.
Kyle is a GPILF
GPILF by codee lynn June 16, 2011
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Grilfs 

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If your grandpa is hot he is a Grilfs
Grilfs by Kendra Hare May 8, 2021

Gilfs 

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Your grandma is hot so she is a gilfs
Gilfs by Kendra Hare May 8, 2021

gilfsexual 

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U know gilfs,


well you know
Hey I’m gilfsexual

Dude, wtf
gilfsexual by #gilfloverxoxograndma December 11, 2021

grilfsexual

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A person who feels strong romantic or sexual interest in women who are older than themselves, often drawn to their looks.
He says that he’s grilfsexual because he’s especially attracted to confident, attractive older women.
grilfsexual by EsthenAndFriends March 19, 2026
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