gozonta

Very simple logic,
A "gozonta" goes "on" a "gozinta" and a "gozinta" goes "in" a "gozonta"
terms used by instrumentation techs back in the 70s when we actually built things.

Loosely translated word for male and female plugs.

Gozinta = male plug
Gozonta = female plug

A "gozonta" goes "on" a "gozinta" and a "gozinta" goes "in" a "gozonta"

by jeda1 November 23, 2018

Goontang

A goofy or odd looking female

Hey Matt, I was walking around Walmart late last night.
The goontang was out in full force.

by Mandy FAC April 15, 2017

Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

gozongas

huge fucking tits

"Damn, she has some huge gozongas!"

by kyohaku October 2, 2008

dusty gozongas

Woman with large breasts who works at "Wild Wild Chest" in South Jersey. Featured on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. She was temporarily working for the city; however she did not know how to do any work, and she talked into her wrench instead of her walkie-talkie.

What's my name??? You Dusty Gozongas...THAT'S MY NAME

by epica aka the drizzle October 19, 2004

gozongas

Attractive Female breasts, tits, boobs, whatever you want to call them.

Look at jannet's gozongas!

by laid. January 2, 2006

goontar

A tall woman over 5'10". Goontars are usually physically threatening, but are not necessarily fat. Guys who are attracted to them are called "goontar slayers" and are ready to draw their swords whenever a big woman is near. Not all are unattractive and are called "slayable goontars".

Laurie is such a goontar. She could probably play linebacker for the Bears.

by shitballcity October 27, 2009