goontah

a term for a cat

My goontah is currently outside with his goontah friends.

by tyrkaz August 18, 2018

Goontah

When one is attempting to "score" or to be "jazzy" but the mild scent of spice is still lingering on them from their present score.

Also, can be used by a small population of borderline retards in topics of conversation for humor and own self pleasure.

"You goontah"
"K quit being a goontah"
"Shamay put your goontah away"

by TheRealGoont August 9, 2019

Goontang

A goofy or odd looking female

Hey Matt, I was walking around Walmart late last night.
The goontang was out in full force.

by Mandy FAC April 15, 2017

Goontard

GoonTard - a Portmanteau of Gooner and Retarded. Used to refer to a Chronic Compulsive Masturbator who jerks off for hours and hours and hours every day. He eventually becomes a stupid gooner and looks like he's retarded because his brain has shut down all but core functions. Most guys consider them Idiots and Morons because they have no goals or ambition other than to masturbate all day long, usually on the internet where anyone can see them.

Tim: Hey Ryan, I heard your older brother is a GoonTard

Ryan: Yeah, he's a Total GoonTard.

Tim: Does he really do nothing but masturbate all day?

Ryan: Yeah, mom and dad have given up on him. He hasn't left his sroom in 3 months, so they just slide a plate of food in there once a day.

Tim: Sorry bro.

Ryan: Yeah Me too. I'm afraid I'm gonna become a GoonTard too.

by Antonio El Pajero July 31, 2020

Goonah Jab

To jab one's Goonah

Wow josh W. you Goonah jabbed your girlfriend

by Woody13243 May 15, 2010

goontar

A tall woman over 5'10". Goontars are usually physically threatening, but are not necessarily fat. Guys who are attracted to them are called "goontar slayers" and are ready to draw their swords whenever a big woman is near. Not all are unattractive and are called "slayable goontars".

Laurie is such a goontar. She could probably play linebacker for the Bears.

by shitballcity October 27, 2009

goontash

Goontash is a somewhat derogatory term referring to a noticeable presence of hair on the upper lip among adolescent boys.

HOLY SHIT! Shaun McLellan has a HUGE goontash!

by fakereadasd July 24, 2008