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An ancient, demonic, Sumerian god. Also known as Gozer the Gozerian; the Destructor; the Traveler; the Destroyer.
Gozer was very big in Sumeria. Big guy. - Ghostbusters
Gozer by Sidmystic September 29, 2003
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nickname for the lazer in Halo 3. possibly the worst weapon ever created ever in anything ever created.
Man, they have the gayzer in the bitch spot. Someone kill that ho.
gayzer by Pseudo Intellectuals February 11, 2008
a term used to describe your most chilling of all your boys. Your "guyzer" is only used to describe a select few of your friends that you truely trust, appreciate, back, and want to associate youself with.
"I said yooo guyzer, what are you saying tonight? You wanna chill down at the spot?"

"How are you guyzer, your looking good today ;)"
guyzer by Katzilla January 18, 2006
A goozer is 1) a goozoo (persian for farter) and 2) a loser.
yalda: oh my god! that "king authaaa" dude still hasnt called me!
monica: what a GOOZER!
goozer by Yalda December 12, 2006

gozerbot 

An IRC and Jabber bot writen in Python. Runs on any unix-like system. Supports an unlimited number of commands and plugins.
Use gozerbot to look that up.
Tell that quote to gozerbot.
It's up to gozerbot.
gozerbot by ircdude July 23, 2007

goyerism 

An unnecessary line of dialogue(attributed to the screenwriter, David S. Goyer) intended to make the speaker look noble or sophisticated, but comes across as pretentious lip service.
That line about the civil war in Batman Begins is a classic goyerism right there.

I face palmed at that goyerism when Thomas Wayne tells little Bruce about how the Waynes built a train for the less fortunate.
goyerism by 9thmaillib July 14, 2017