Low-quality, materialist, consumerist, mass-produced goods of little value and or practicality that are meant to be purchased and briefly used or amassed by the lowest common denominator individual in order to fuel consumerism and maximize profits; often artificially pushed by corporate and government entities as "trendy", "cool", or "sustainable".
I cannot believe George spends all of his money on goygoods like Funko Pops, fidget spinners, trading cards, figurines, and lottery tickets. How does he even afford food and rent?
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.