geysering

after puddling your partner. on there back they push down like they are going to poop and then the old faithful come geysering.

i drilled her with my puddle last night and ten minutes later she shot a geysering all over my face.

by GMFU and the ROC July 22, 2008

Geyser

A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2007

geyser

1) Noun: A spring characterized by intermittent discharge of water ejected turbulently and accompanied by a vapour phase (steam). Wikipedia.com

2) Verb: A method used to get drunk fast, while remaining classy: Pour a large amount of hard alcohol into a cup, Grab cup with right hand and your bottle/can/container of chaser with your left. Chug the alcohol in the cup, immediately pour the chaser into the cup and chug that. slang

Ew that girl just took a handle pull and she has herpes. I was going to take a handle pull, but now I will geyser it.

by thefunkySmonkey May 12, 2013

Geyser

The skin around your butthole. The geyser is to the butthole what the areola is to the nipple.

I havent showered in a week my geyser is itchy.

by Gabey baby April 6, 2014

Geyser

A bloke who's a bit hard and thinks he's the dogs bollox.

That geyser just pinched my birds arse.

by B January 22, 2004

Geyser

someone who drinks excessively and then ejects a column of vomit into the air

Dude...did you see that Candace chick that puked all over the bar on her 21st birthday?

Yeah, she got kicked out for being a geyser.

by Your Mom May 10, 2004

geyser

The sexual act when a male urinates in a female's anus and she in return flatulates, expelling the urine in a blast similar to the geyser of the American West

When expelled with less force or with a different liquid, see water fountain

"Katie shot me in the face with her geyser yesterday."

by The Big Man011 October 22, 2006