gouka

The most awesome last name ever

Jacob Gouka is a real cool lad

by Gekkekankerkoe April 19, 2020

Trailer Park Goulash

Mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. Normally served with Funyuns and PBR.

Momma always burned trailer park goulash, and made the double wide smell like shit.

by karlhungus April 17, 2014

GohKaiLian

A bottom-feeding parasitic sea mollusc, which is able to adhere to other living things, esp. those in close contact with it, and suck their soul and good karma out, slowly yet surely. Victims are usually aware of their presence by a sharp stench, a prominent attribute of GohKaiLians, emmited through air pores on their skin surface.

A GohKaiLian resembles a hybrid between a defective slug and a thick wad of body hair. The only known action to be taken against attacks from such vile pests is one that is distasteful but efficient. When you realise that your soul is being endangered by them, your immediate reflex would be to take hold of both cheeks of their butts and just rip them apart.

Alternatively, they could be squashed and blended into a vile tasting sort of juice that only fatpees and tthews enjoy for they believe it in its great powers of corruption.

'Go forth and eradicate GohKaiLianism' yells one anti-goh to another.

by anti-goh August 15, 2006

gökalp

Gokalp is the best person you'll ever met. He's kind, very good looking, funny and caring! He makes you feel like you are the luckiest girl on earth. He is very romantic and very intelligent and he knows how to have fun very well. And above all, he is amazing at bed!

Man, Gökalp is the best person you'll ever met.

by cennokus March 21, 2020

Grimy Goulash

The sequence specific act of cumming, urinating, spitting, blowing your nose, trimming your pubes, clipping your nails, exfoliating your back, picking your scalp and emptying your bowels into the freshly fisted vagina of your mistress. Followed by proposing a toast as your wife collects the vaginal mixture and serves it over mashed potatoes and rice for dinner.

Well for our 52nd wedding anniversary we rented an air bnb in Sacramento and had the most fantastic grimy goulash for dinner.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

Gouma

A derogatory term used to refer to individuals who have an Indian, Sri Lankan or Bangladeshi background. A term mostly used in suburban Melbourne areas.

"hey hey want some curry you stinky gouma!!"

by shuresh March 26, 2019

Shin Gouki

Shin Gouki made his first appearance during Super Street Fighter 2: Turbo. He canonically was the man responsible for Vega's (Known as M. Bison in North America.) death. Shin Gouki IS 'regular' Gouki, although he doesn't hold back any of his power. He typically is not at his all because he would normally outpower any opponent, strictly speaking in his Universe. During Capcom Vs. SNK 2, Rugal Bernstein pours his Orochi power to Gouki, who defeated him during a match after the winner was announced at the end of the Millennium Match 2001. Gouki, as a result of being tainted with the Orochi power is granted immense strength. His Shun-Goku-Satsu (Or Raging Demon)Super Art is given an enhancement in that it follows his opponent much faster and is also stronger. He also utilizes a new Super Art named the Misogi, which in his CPU form is a one hit kill move. The misogi begins with three copies of Gouki in his Taunt stance with a ghostly shade, and out of the top of his opponent comes Gouki with such a force that he can be compared to a meteor and strikes the opponent, i.e., if successful with his hand striking the opponent down the middle, after he lands the Misogi, he ends the move with the taunt he started out with. Besides the Misogi, Shin Gouki carries the ability to throw two Zankuu-Hadoukens at one time, and his Ashura-Senkuu(Teleport)Special Move is faster and as a result better in combat. His recovery time is also cut down when he executes any of his moves. Shin Gouki in Orochi terms does not exist canonically, not to imply that this version of him cannot exist, however the idea hasn't been implemented in his Universe.

ZOMG! I just got Pwn3d by the Misogi! Shin Gouki is too powerful d00d!

by Ivan Flores June 7, 2007