GohKaiLian 

A bottom-feeding parasitic sea mollusc, which is able to adhere to other living things, esp. those in close contact with it, and suck their soul and good karma out, slowly yet surely. Victims are usually aware of their presence by a sharp stench, a prominent attribute of GohKaiLians, emmited through air pores on their skin surface.

A GohKaiLian resembles a hybrid between a defective slug and a thick wad of body hair. The only known action to be taken against attacks from such vile pests is one that is distasteful but efficient. When you realise that your soul is being endangered by them, your immediate reflex would be to take hold of both cheeks of their butts and just rip them apart.

Alternatively, they could be squashed and blended into a vile tasting sort of juice that only fatpees and tthews enjoy for they believe it in its great powers of corruption.

'Go forth and eradicate GohKaiLianism' yells one anti-goh to another.

GohKaiLian by anti-goh August 15, 2006

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016