gökalp 

Gokalp is the best person you'll ever met. He's kind, very good looking, funny and caring! He makes you feel like you are the luckiest girl on earth. He is very romantic and very intelligent and he knows how to have fun very well. And above all, he is amazing at bed!

Man, Gökalp is the best person you'll ever met.

gökalp by cennokus March 21, 2020

Gokalp 

Gokalp is the first Turkish man born as a woman

Gokalp is my name, Gofap is my game

Gokalp by Ray 619 August 11, 2020

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.

When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

moving the goalposts by thejimler May 5, 2015

Goalpost Shifter 

The worst type of Nintendo bootlicker who defends their multi-million dollar company when :
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.

Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their OSTs.

Goalpost Shifter by Shiine-1 February 2, 2022

Gokarphilia 

when a guy named Gokarnath Lingum appears and everyone tries their best to escape, before he comes to rape and have pleasure with everyone no matter what age, race or gender

Example of Gokarphilia
Jon: Ah shit! Gokar is here, everyone run! if not he'll rape your wife/husband and children.
Gokar: Fuck yeah

Gokarphilia by Hi-Jack June 1, 2018

gammon goalposts 

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

gammon goalposts by darren hanson April 27, 2004

moving the goalposts

A fancy way of saying sabotage of what somebody is trying to get done, fucking with someone's life.

The dork would always start moving the goalposts whenever she started to get eaten alive at the game she created.

moving the goalposts by The Original Agahnim November 11, 2021