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Pai Gouged 

Pai Gouged is the state of being raked over the coals at Pai Gow.
Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?

Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.

Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.

Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Pai Gouged by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
Related Words
- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.
"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".
Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010
This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle
I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched
Gouched by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014
When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed
Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched
Gouched by High bitch November 26, 2019
(adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.

Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'
Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa
Gouched by Alexander Robert Goode February 18, 2009

Van goghed 

When all thats dreary, depressing and other adjectives that start with D, in your life make you want to cut your ear off.
Bob: Yesterday, my credit card was stolen and i lost my job. And when I reached home, I found my wife in bed with the neighbour.

Bill: Dude that sucks. Life totally van goghed you.
Van goghed by AyeKnow May 30, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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