gough'd

the process of pulling a girl and taking her home (preferably hers), getting her really excited... and then turning over and falling asleep

he Gough'd her last night

by Marie (the first victim) January 29, 2009

Gouch Donkey

Where your Gouch Wagon becomes so full that you become a slave or "donkey" to your gouch wagon. Friends may refer to you as a gouch donkey once your gouch wagon becomes so sweaty and smelly.

Jebediah: Tony your gouch stinks so bad!!
Tony: sorry i can't help it, I worked up a gouch wagon
Jebediah: Go and take a shower then you fuckin gouch donkey

by Extremegouch2000 November 3, 2010

Gaugh Dangit

Shows emotion could be good, bad, mad, sad, sexy, etc.

"Gaugh dangit i'm pissed!", "Gaugh dangit girl you are fine.", "Gaugh dangit I can't believe shes/hes gone.", "Gaugh dangit that guy cut me off!"

by slang maker December 7, 2009

double van gogh

The performative act of cutting off both of one's own ears. It is often used as an exaggerative phrase expressing one's desire to not want to listen to something.

I'd rather double van gogh myself than listen to that crap.

by improviduto January 20, 2006

Dirty Van Gogh

The act of sticking both index fingers, while listening to Beethoven and drawing a crazy masterpiece all over her face or back.

I was waiting for him ejaculate when he surprised me with a Dirty Van Gogh.

by Sky & Mel July 28, 2010

do a van gogh

When someone is talking such bullshit or has a really annoying voice, you want to cut your ears off

Inspired by Vincent van Gogh, a painter who cut one of his ears off.

A: The teacher's pet was talking shit again, it wanted me to do a van gogh
B: Yeah sucks...

by frogay yay :) February 12, 2022

double gouch

The enlarged area between a man's rectum and his genitalier, that due to infection swells up, blocking his rectum and constricting his genitalier. Causing blue testicals and piles.
Thought to be transmitted through having sexual intercourse with a Janner.

Swollen Gouch, creating a Double Gouch

by SkiBGB October 18, 2011