Gouch

The particularly hairy, sweaty, and easily entanglible part of the male anatomy in between the "scrotum" and "anus"

"dude, look at my gouch. its so FUCKIN hairy"
"sweeeettt. can i sniff it?"
"....i thought youd never ask"

by hemer February 19, 2009

Gouch

when heroin addicts take a hit they start 'gouchin'

Uuurrgghh look at that bag head he's gouchin to fuck...

by Mattie-n-DonnysMama April 03, 2009

Gouch

Gouch Goo - t ch; A mythical creature that must be respected. Often regarded as "The working-mans Unicorn" or "That piece of skin between your ball-sack and your anus"

"John said he seen his Gouch last night, but i just KNOW he's lying...everybody knows that theres no such thing as Gouch... -_-"

by gouch man aka lou May 27, 2008

Gouch

The area between the genatalia and rectum

had a sweaty gouch

by BarniGubb September 04, 2010

Gouch

(Verb) To “gouch” = to chill out, relax, usually in a slovenly manner and under the influence of marijuana.

End of the day! Time to gouch our!

by SuperDuperPK November 30, 2017

Gouch

a couch, meant to seat x number of people, is occupied by x+1 persons (particularly all male).

Example 1:
Steve: Sorry but can you move over and make this a gouch?
Joe: NO! Go get a fold out chair.

Example 2:
Steve: Anyone sitting here?
Joe: No, but you're not turning this into a gouch!

by ogerp jr September 07, 2010

Gouch

The space between a mans asshole and his dick

Dont be such a gouch dude

Babyface, you are such a gouch. Stop fucking flerting with every fat chick ever.

by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016