Van Gough

when music is so bad you wan to cut off your ears. a figure of speech.

"have you heard the new brokencyde record?"
"yeah i wanted to van gough myself after listening"

by chilllaaaa April 15, 2009

Van Gough

while receiving oral sex, (man, or woman,) you become so excited during orgasm that you grab his/her ear(s) too hard and rip off their earing(s). (causing much bleeding.)

"Liz Gill! what happened to your ear! "
"yeah, i gave John Wing a great blow job and he Van Gough-ed me!"

by liz gill December 20, 2005

The Van Gough

while your victim slumbers get all your buddies to donate handfulls of Pubes. Mix pubes with super glue and smear on the poor guys chin. Wake him by pissing on him, and then run for your lives.

" I was so angered by all the urine that I didn't even notice the pubes glued to my chin until the next day!" "they got me good!"

by tom tucker May 13, 2003

Van Gough

To cut your ear off as a display of love for someone.

Girl : "I love you"
Guy: "whoooah baby! I'm not ready for that kind of commitment, but I'll Van Gough for you because you're neat"

by JoeFidock August 28, 2018