gottling

When one becomes a mayor or has another high ranking political statusmajiger, then makes a fool of himself by smoking crack.

Rob Ford is a gottling.

by herroufatboi January 4, 2014

GoatLingus

A ceremonial treat given to those who defend their tribe against hippy snakes who really just want attention and acceptance from the tribe. If the person(s)
Preform this in an act of defense they will be rewarded with Dougalingus for a gift.

John preformed GoatLingus and saved us all!

by @DarkDime October 30, 2019

Gotting

The act of buying or otherwise collecting stuff.

Hey Wendy, the credit card bill indicates some great gotting last month.

by Li XiaoLong September 25, 2020

goltling

The act of kissing someone's ass while simultaneously performing a reach-around hand job on the recipient.

John was so determined to get the sale that he resorted to goltling to please the customer.

by munkee_5 June 28, 2012

gothling

A pre-adolescent goth. A got wannabe. Usually plural.

"Oh, look! There's a covey of gothlings. Aren't they precious? (The little turds.)"

by MickWy April 13, 2006

gothling

this is a person who listens to KMFDM and Pigface and dresses in black, but doesn't quite understand what being a goth is all about. Gothlings tend to 'look up' to true goths and aspire to become such.

by Tailanna September 18, 2003

Gothling

a) A fresh new hater of all things living. They usually still have a few conformist tendancies.

b) Someone who tries too hard to go against the flow.

c) Somebody who goes out of their way to be 'alternative', 'different', or an 'outcast'

"Marcus, stop whining, you sound like a freaking gothling!"

"Marcus, are you wearing eyeliner, fishnet stockings on your arms, and an Elmo backpack? You are such a gothling!"

by Manuel/Marcus/Rowan/Henry November 5, 2005