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gothling
this is a person who listens to KMFDM and Pigface and dresses in black, but doesn't quite understand what being a goth is all about. Gothlings tend to 'look up' to true goths and aspire to become such.
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Gothling
a) A fresh new hater of all things living. They usually still have a few conformist tendancies.
b) Someone who tries too hard to go against the flow.
c) Somebody who goes out of their way to be 'alternative', 'different', or an 'outcast'
b) Someone who tries too hard to go against the flow.
c) Somebody who goes out of their way to be 'alternative', 'different', or an 'outcast'
"Marcus, stop whining, you sound like a freaking gothling!"
"Marcus, are you wearing eyeliner, fishnet stockings on your arms, and an Elmo backpack? You are such a gothling!"
"Marcus, are you wearing eyeliner, fishnet stockings on your arms, and an Elmo backpack? You are such a gothling!"
Gothling by Manuel/Marcus/Rowan/Henry November 5, 2005
gothling
For example, Carling is a gothling.
Gothing
A male hands free masturbation technique when a man or boy keeps relaxing the muscles around his penis. The more he relaxes a strong surge of arousal will cause him to feel orgasmic euphoria and eventually ejaculate. It’s easier to do it if you don’t masturbate for a while.
Gothing by Beatlesfan18 June 3, 2019
gothing
when a distinctly non goth person goes to a goth club dressed up in over the top goth wear, to blend in and otherwise observe goths in thier natural habitat.
gothing by Shinigami Dani July 20, 2003
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