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gothling 

A pre-adolescent goth. A got wannabe. Usually plural.
"Oh, look! There's a covey of gothlings. Aren't they precious? (The little turds.)"
gothling by MickWy April 13, 2006
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gothling 

this is a person who listens to KMFDM and Pigface and dresses in black, but doesn't quite understand what being a goth is all about. Gothlings tend to 'look up' to true goths and aspire to become such.
gothling by Tailanna September 18, 2003
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Gothling 

a) A fresh new hater of all things living. They usually still have a few conformist tendancies.

b) Someone who tries too hard to go against the flow.

c) Somebody who goes out of their way to be 'alternative', 'different', or an 'outcast'
"Marcus, stop whining, you sound like a freaking gothling!"

"Marcus, are you wearing eyeliner, fishnet stockings on your arms, and an Elmo backpack? You are such a gothling!"

gothling 

A person who shows an interest in being goth yet doesnt show the essential qualities.
For example, Carling is a gothling.
gothling by SharD October 3, 2004
A male hands free masturbation technique when a man or boy keeps relaxing the muscles around his penis. The more he relaxes a strong surge of arousal will cause him to feel orgasmic euphoria and eventually ejaculate. It’s easier to do it if you don’t masturbate for a while.
Gothing is better than masturbating because it gives you a stronger sexual sensation and euphoria!
Gothing by Beatlesfan18 June 3, 2019
when a distinctly non goth person goes to a goth club dressed up in over the top goth wear, to blend in and otherwise observe goths in thier natural habitat.
"hey im bored, wanna go gothing tonight?"
gothing by Shinigami Dani July 20, 2003
a freaking cool last name. (go-thing)
boy: what's you last name?
girl: gothing
boy: woah! cool. like you go thing!!
girl: haha. yeah...
gothing by jloveeex3 July 24, 2009
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