A minor internet celebrity and the third most violent otherkin known to man (the other 2 being Kenneth Eng and Robert H. Marko), Gothzilla is an angry, gay goth kid sporting a ponyhawk and a set of crusty, infected nipple rings, who thinks that he is a bipedal, orange dragon. Gothzilla is a modest dragon who only wants you to acknowledge his superiority and bow down before him. He has the modest dream of completely annihilating the human race, while getting disemboweled and anally raped by a bunch of bigger dragons. He makes art and videos which emphasize this. He confessed to attempted murder (a crime which was witnessed by over 50 people), but due to a technicality was never given a proper sentence and probably never will be.
Kid in detention 1: I swear, if they don't let us out of here soon, I'm gonna start stabbing people.
Kid in detention 2: Don't say shit like that.
Kid in detention 1: Why? Because they'll put me in "ther-uh-pee"?
Kid in detention 2: No, because it makes you sound like Gothzilla.
Kid in detention 1: Oh. I'll stop now.
Kid in detention 2: Don't say shit like that.
Kid in detention 1: Why? Because they'll put me in "ther-uh-pee"?
Kid in detention 2: No, because it makes you sound like Gothzilla.
Kid in detention 1: Oh. I'll stop now.
by Flaming-biscuit September 7, 2010
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That gothzilla could kick your ass any day!
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Japanese cizitens: AAAAHHH
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Get the gutzilla mug.Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.
King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."
Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"
Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"
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Resident: "You better cover the patient with triple antibiotics because he probably has Godzillabacter."
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