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Gothzilla 

A minor internet celebrity and the third most violent otherkin known to man (the other 2 being Kenneth Eng and Robert H. Marko), Gothzilla is an angry, gay goth kid sporting a ponyhawk and a set of crusty, infected nipple rings, who thinks that he is a bipedal, orange dragon. Gothzilla is a modest dragon who only wants you to acknowledge his superiority and bow down before him. He has the modest dream of completely annihilating the human race, while getting disemboweled and anally raped by a bunch of bigger dragons. He makes art and videos which emphasize this. He confessed to attempted murder (a crime which was witnessed by over 50 people), but due to a technicality was never given a proper sentence and probably never will be.
Kid in detention 1: I swear, if they don't let us out of here soon, I'm gonna start stabbing people.

Kid in detention 2: Don't say shit like that.

Kid in detention 1: Why? Because they'll put me in "ther-uh-pee"?

Kid in detention 2: No, because it makes you sound like Gothzilla.

Kid in detention 1: Oh. I'll stop now.
Gothzilla by Flaming-biscuit September 7, 2010

gothzilla 

A member of the clique know as goths, that is either gigantic or is a quote unquote leader of the rest of his/her fellow goths.
That gothzilla could kick your ass any day!
gothzilla by hawkguy November 19, 2005

Godzilla 

Coolest reptillian monster dude ever.
Godzilla: RAAWWRRR
Japanese cizitens: AAAAHHH
Godzilla by LyssaKillsZombies June 1, 2011

gutzilla 

Someone who's Huge gut can be seen from 3 City blocks
Damn,mike turn to gutzilla after a year of free pizza
gutzilla by Mikerotch March 31, 2015

King Kong vs. Godzilla

Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.
King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."

Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"

Godzillabacter 

An as of yet unidentified bacterium which causes an overwhelming infection in a person. Often used by health professionals, especially in teaching hospitals.
Resident: "You better cover the patient with triple antibiotics because he probably has Godzillabacter."
Godzillabacter by The Wizard Of Og December 29, 2012

Godzilla Vs. Monke 

A movie where a walking nuclear power plant that destroys massive parasites and dragons from outer space fights big monke boi
Kevin: I’m going to get tickets to see Godzilla Vs. Monke wanna come
Jeff: Yes
Godzilla Vs. Monke by Jobeyl February 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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