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Gothzilla 

A minor internet celebrity and the third most violent otherkin known to man (the other 2 being Kenneth Eng and Robert H. Marko), Gothzilla is an angry, gay goth kid sporting a ponyhawk and a set of crusty, infected nipple rings, who thinks that he is a bipedal, orange dragon. Gothzilla is a modest dragon who only wants you to acknowledge his superiority and bow down before him. He has the modest dream of completely annihilating the human race, while getting disemboweled and anally raped by a bunch of bigger dragons. He makes art and videos which emphasize this. He confessed to attempted murder (a crime which was witnessed by over 50 people), but due to a technicality was never given a proper sentence and probably never will be.
Kid in detention 1: I swear, if they don't let us out of here soon, I'm gonna start stabbing people.

Kid in detention 2: Don't say shit like that.

Kid in detention 1: Why? Because they'll put me in "ther-uh-pee"?

Kid in detention 2: No, because it makes you sound like Gothzilla.

Kid in detention 1: Oh. I'll stop now.
Gothzilla by Flaming-biscuit September 7, 2010

gothzilla 

A member of the clique know as goths, that is either gigantic or is a quote unquote leader of the rest of his/her fellow goths.
That gothzilla could kick your ass any day!
gothzilla by hawkguy November 19, 2005

Godzilla 

Coolest reptillian monster dude ever.
Godzilla: RAAWWRRR
Japanese cizitens: AAAAHHH
Godzilla by LyssaKillsZombies June 1, 2011

gutzilla 

Someone who's Huge gut can be seen from 3 City blocks
Damn,mike turn to gutzilla after a year of free pizza
gutzilla by Mikerotch March 31, 2015

King Kong vs. Godzilla

Probably the worst Godzilla film. The pacing of the film is completely thrown off in the American version by tedious and boring sequences they added of news broadcasters describing the events of the film and making innaccurate claims about the monsters. The film also grants King Kong an incredibly stupid ability (absorbing lightning so he can utilize an electric grip) because otherwise he would have been decimated by Godzilla.
King Kong vs. Godzilla: "Godzilla has a brain about this size. He is sheer brute force, while Kong is a thinking animal. His brain is considerably larger, about 10 times the size of this gorilla skull."

Person watching the film: "WTF? If Godzilla's brain was walnut sized, how would the arteries and veins connect?"

Godzillabacter 

An as of yet unidentified bacterium which causes an overwhelming infection in a person. Often used by health professionals, especially in teaching hospitals.
Resident: "You better cover the patient with triple antibiotics because he probably has Godzillabacter."
Godzillabacter by The Wizard Of Og December 29, 2012

Godzilla Vs. Monke 

A movie where a walking nuclear power plant that destroys massive parasites and dragons from outer space fights big monke boi
Kevin: I’m going to get tickets to see Godzilla Vs. Monke wanna come
Jeff: Yes
Godzilla Vs. Monke by Jobeyl February 9, 2021
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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