gothapotomus

a fat goth or emo child

gage is a gothapotomus

by chris marzy April 4, 2011

Gothopotamus

A fat chick/guy who thinks he/she's goth or hard core. Dyed black hair, black eyeliner, boots, black clothes/drapes, yards of fishnet, etc.

(Goth + Hippopotamus = Gothopotamus)

Picture a goth Chris Farley...

by Nikki Sixx August 24, 2004

Gothapotamus

Very heavy Goth person.

So like yesterday, I went to the club, and... dude, there was this Gothapotamus there, she had to weigh like 400 pounds! FUCK!!

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

gothopotamus

A severely overweight goth girl.

I was so drunk last night I picked up a gothopotamus. This morning my dick was covered with black lipstick and my arms were sore from holding her folds apart so I could find a hole to nail.

by LearnedOne July 7, 2009

Gothapottamus

a term used to describe an overweight individual who dresses in all black, listens to death metal and is depressing to be around.

I saw a Gothapottamus riding the bus and he took up two seats with his gigantic ass!

by psss January 7, 2011

gothipotamus

The very, very large women that shop in Hot Topic, presumably thinking gothic clothing and far too much eyeliner will accentuate their inner beauty, not their outer fatty.

"Do you hear that scraping sound like a forklift raking up against the side of a brick building?"
"Yeah man, must be a gothipotamus in a plaid miniskirt plowing her way to Hot Topic to buy the newest Fallout Boy t-shirt."

by SpikeDante May 22, 2007

Gothopotamus

A Fat, Goth (or at least goth looking) Person.

Dude, be careful of the Gothopotamus, she might eat you.

by Mynameisthis January 20, 2009