Gothopotomous

A young person, almost always one who acts in a Gothic fashion, who is overweight to the point of obesity.

"Dude, did you see the Gothopotomous while you were outside?"

"Yeah, he's wearing a trench coat and has blue hair today."

by Misty's Own, JJ December 16, 2008

Gothopotamus

A fat chick/guy who thinks he/she's goth or hard core. Dyed black hair, black eyeliner, boots, black clothes/drapes, yards of fishnet, etc.

(Goth + Hippopotamus = Gothopotamus)

Picture a goth Chris Farley...

by Nikki Sixx August 24, 2004

gothopotamus

A severely overweight goth girl.

I was so drunk last night I picked up a gothopotamus. This morning my dick was covered with black lipstick and my arms were sore from holding her folds apart so I could find a hole to nail.

by LearnedOne July 7, 2009

gothapotomus

a fat goth or emo child

gage is a gothapotomus

by chris marzy April 4, 2011

Gothopotamus

A Fat, Goth (or at least goth looking) Person.

Dude, be careful of the Gothopotamus, she might eat you.

by Mynameisthis January 20, 2009

Gothopotamus

A big fat hairy Goth freak, male or female. Usually found around other miserable semi suicidal losers. Mostly enjoying Marilyn Manson, Black painted fingernails and racoon eyes. A typical diet for theese creatures usually consists of Pez, cheap cigarettes, and coffee at a local Howard Johnson or IHOP. If found be extremely cautious!! CALL ANIMAL CONTROLL...

Dude I was at the zoo the other day and I think I saw a herd of GOTHOPOTAMUS in the food court, I could tell from the distinct markings of vomit and black makeup and a a hue of folgers crystals.

by Gothopotamus Hunter February 23, 2009

Gothopotomus

Oversized humans wearing Goth attire and too much make up.

goth hippopotomus overweigt make up Gothopotomus Plural gothopotomi

by mouselemur December 29, 2009