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Gothopotamus 

A fat chick/guy who thinks he/she's goth or hard core. Dyed black hair, black eyeliner, boots, black clothes/drapes, yards of fishnet, etc.
(Goth + Hippopotamus = Gothopotamus)

Picture a goth Chris Farley...
Gothopotamus by Nikki Sixx August 24, 2004

gothopotamus 

I was so drunk last night I picked up a gothopotamus. This morning my dick was covered with black lipstick and my arms were sore from holding her folds apart so I could find a hole to nail.
gothopotamus by LearnedOne July 7, 2009

gothapotomus 

gage is a gothapotomus
gothapotomus by chris marzy April 4, 2011

Gothopotamus 

A Fat, Goth (or at least goth looking) Person.
Dude, be careful of the Gothopotamus, she might eat you.
Gothopotamus by Mynameisthis January 20, 2009

Gothopotamus 

A big fat hairy Goth freak, male or female. Usually found around other miserable semi suicidal losers. Mostly enjoying Marilyn Manson, Black painted fingernails and racoon eyes. A typical diet for theese creatures usually consists of Pez, cheap cigarettes, and coffee at a local Howard Johnson or IHOP. If found be extremely cautious!! CALL ANIMAL CONTROLL...
Dude I was at the zoo the other day and I think I saw a herd of GOTHOPOTAMUS in the food court, I could tell from the distinct markings of vomit and black makeup and a a hue of folgers crystals.
Gothopotamus by Gothopotamus Hunter February 23, 2009

Gothopotomus 

Oversized humans wearing Goth attire and too much make up.
goth hippopotomus overweigt make up Gothopotomus Plural gothopotomi
Gothopotomus by mouselemur December 29, 2009
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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