Gothopotimus 

An large, or obese person, usually depressed and/or friendless. Favorite colors include: black, dark black, and super black. can be spotted anywhere faygo is being sold.

Did you see how fat and depressed that Gothopotimus was?

Gothopotimus by Jesse Spiker December 18, 2008

Gothopotamus 

A fat chick/guy who thinks he/she's goth or hard core. Dyed black hair, black eyeliner, boots, black clothes/drapes, yards of fishnet, etc.

(Goth + Hippopotamus = Gothopotamus)

Picture a goth Chris Farley...

Gothopotamus by Nikki Sixx August 24, 2004

Gothapotamus 

Very heavy Goth person.

So like yesterday, I went to the club, and... dude, there was this Gothapotamus there, she had to weigh like 400 pounds! FUCK!!

Gothapotamus by Anonymous November 8, 2003

gothopotamus 

A severely overweight goth girl.

I was so drunk last night I picked up a gothopotamus. This morning my dick was covered with black lipstick and my arms were sore from holding her folds apart so I could find a hole to nail.

gothopotamus by LearnedOne July 7, 2009

gothipotamus 

The very, very large women that shop in Hot Topic, presumably thinking gothic clothing and far too much eyeliner will accentuate their inner beauty, not their outer fatty.

"Do you hear that scraping sound like a forklift raking up against the side of a brick building?"
"Yeah man, must be a gothipotamus in a plaid miniskirt plowing her way to Hot Topic to buy the newest Fallout Boy t-shirt."

gothipotamus by SpikeDante May 22, 2007

gothapotomus 

a fat goth or emo child

gage is a gothapotomus

gothapotomus by chris marzy April 4, 2011

Gothopotamus 

A Fat, Goth (or at least goth looking) Person.

Dude, be careful of the Gothopotamus, she might eat you.

Gothopotamus by Mynameisthis January 20, 2009