Gothapodemus 

n. A fat bitch that tries to make herself unique by becoming a goth but really looses uniqueness by becoming just like all the other fat goth bitches...implies that they resemble the physical characteristics of a hippopodemus...but in torn up fishnet stockings...

eew, look at that gothapodemus! -gag-

Gothapodemus by whoa October 20, 2004

Gothapotamus 

Very heavy Goth person.

So like yesterday, I went to the club, and... dude, there was this Gothapotamus there, she had to weigh like 400 pounds! FUCK!!

Gothapotamus by Anonymous November 8, 2003

gothapotomus 

a fat goth or emo child

gage is a gothapotomus

gothapotomus by chris marzy April 4, 2011

gothapotamus 

a very rotund, gothic mythical beast.

has a serious problem with bloating and fat content.

it floats in water.

can be a pet to a goth person and there are strict leash laws that the owner must follow.

is normally silent unless munching.

gothapotamus exibit:

*at a zoo*

"the gothapotami (plural) are loose!!! everyone run!"

-apropriate screams and disorganized exiting-

"they will eat you all!! ahhhh-"

*nohm nom nom*

gothapotamus by panda_snack August 12, 2009

Gothapotamus 

An extremely fat and un-attractive goth/emo chick that obviously lacks the constant blood drainage. Arguably the most off putting group of females.

"This metal club is horrible. If I see another gothapotamus, I'M GOING TO CUT MYSELF!!!"

Gothapotamus by Phil Gee January 14, 2009

gothapotamus 

An extremely large (if not totally obese) goth person.

The fattest goth you've ever seen.

A morbidly obese person who tries to secure a position in a social group by picking the most outcast group they can think of; this last few years that's been the goths.
Dressed as such merely for the advantage of "fitting in" with another set of people other than the rest of the hippos.

Shay is such a friggin' gothapotamus! I wish she would just put down the twinkies & take shower. I sooooo don't want to try to outrun the police in a graveyard with her!

gothapotamus by pookita September 2, 2009